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I am sitting here watching Friday The Thirteenth, Part 3 on the Chiller channel.  Remember this movie?  This is the one that was 3-D, which was a great idea except for the ways they find to stick images of a baseball bat into your face or a mouse or any of the many other things that would have not been in the movie if not for the 3-D effects.  I remember watching this movie in the theater when I was younger.  I just checked the info on this movie and I will date myself a bit here by saying that it was made in 1982 and that I was nine years old.  Then I thought about it, I sort of date myself every day.  Get it, huh?  Get it?  That was too cheesy even for me.  Hold up, some dude just took a meat cleaver to the chest.  Where was I?  I cannot believe that I was a mere nine years old watching this movie.  The basis of this entry was about how times have changed.  I was only half way to the now needed 18 years to watch a rated R flick.    

So, last night found me in one of our many local convenient stores, let’s call it Weigel’s.  I am in there buying a bottle of water and a giant slim-jim.  You see I figure the water cancels out the ridiculous gut busting grease stick.  Anyway, I look over the guy next to me in the other line and notice as to what he is purchasing at 2230 or 10:30 PM on a Sunday.   This is the honest to goodness truth; I could not be this creative.  He is purchasing a container of mayonnaise and Durex Condoms.   Is mayonnaise some sort of lubricant that I have somehow missed out on?  If it helps the story at all he got into a vehicle with a handicap placard on the rearview mirror. 

That was pretty much it.  The title.  Not much else. 

Two thumbs up to the Invisible glass wipe people.  This product really works.  It is so much easier and more efficient that spraying Windex onto a paper towel and trying to clean your car’s windshield.  I picked mine up at a local auto parts store. I had hard water spots on my mirrors from rain and they look perfect again after using one of these wipes.   If you are like me, and I hope you are not, I cannot stand to have dirty mirrors or windows on my vehicle. 

It has certainly been awhile, but I have made it back to number 3 on yahoo.com results.  I was number one for awhile but that was under the old website.  Currently, I am being read in six continents and fourteen countries.  It sure feels good to be me.  Okay, only sometimes. 

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I had to put super glue on my Dolce and Gabbana sunglasses today.  I am just going to come out and say it.  I think that they were some sort of knock offs and not the real thing.   I paid $15 in the District of Columbia, one would think that they would be legitimate. 

As of late, I have begun watching the hit television program, 24.  Thanks to my good friend the Ricker, I have been able to sit alone in my casa with my hand on my junk watching Jack Bauer protect the world outside my window.  I cannot believe that I did not start watching this show when it started. 

As I write this I am putting the first disk of season three into my PS3/Blu-Ray player.  I am in fact addicted to this show.  So much in fact, that it is interfering with my other vices. 

Any who, I cannot chat for long.  I have to go see when Nina will make another appearance.  I love Nina by the way.  I hope that she is still around for something in season trey……..